!!! INSTRUCTIONS: !!!
1. Copy this whole list into your journal.
2. Bold the things that are true about you.
3. Whatever you don't bold are false
01. When I was younger I made some bad decisions
02. I don't watch much TV these days
03. I love psychodelic mushrooms
04. I love sleeping
05. I have loads of books
06. I once slept in a toilet
07. I love playing video games
08. I adore marijuana
09. I watch porn movies
10. I watch them with my father
11. I like sharks
12. I love spiders, I think they're adorable, especially the ones with bright colours on their backs
13. I was born without hair and I still have no hair
14. I like J. Bush
15. People are cool.
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year
17. I have jacuzzi and a Porsche
18. I have a lot to learn
19. I carry my knife everywhere with myself
20. I'm really really smart
21. I've never broken someone's bones
22. I have a secret
23. I hate snow
24. I drink only milk
25. Punk rock rules
26. I hate Bill Gates!
27. I love Chinese food
28. I would hate to be famous
29. I am not a morning person
30. I wear glasses
31. I don't need glasses, except sunglasses
32. I have potential
33. I'm pure Japanese
34. My legs are two different sizes
35. I have a twin
36. I wear a padded bra NOT!
37. I can ramble on about absolutely nothing
38. I'm left-handed
39. I hate llamas, but I'm one of them
40. I don't like horror movies
41. I suck at climbing, but I love it anyway
42. People hate me usually.
43. I love pop music
44. I hardly ever go to bed before midnight
45. I hate parking fines
46. I know national anthem of my country by heart
47. I know more than two languages
48. I spend too much time on the computer
49. I often want to throw out the computer in a window
50. I live on a ground floor
51. I don't like chocolate
52. I'd like to be more original
53. I've lied
54. Cocks are my favorite birds
55. I want to conquer the world
56. I wonder what happens when you die
57. I've read all books about Harry Potter
58. Eat your dog!
59. I love to exercise.
60. I hate chemistry with a passion
61. I love to write
62. I like changes
63. I hate going to class
64. I am afraid to die
65. I hate dish washing
66. My hair is long, brown, and incredibly curly
67. My nails are nine inch long
68. My favorite color is black
69. I like to sleep on the floor
70. I am hopeless at cooking
71. I sucked my thumb when I was little.
72. I should be doing somehting else rather than writing this
73. I am online a lot, but not in MSN
74. I hate government
75. I don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend
76. I'm too nice for my own good.
77. I love to read, I read as much as I can.
78. I don't trust newspapers
79. I like debating
80. I live in a vagon
81. I clean my room once a month
82. I'm scared of american fast food
83. I have a third eye
84. I love Mozambique
85. I don't trust any religion.
86. I used to play with barbies because all the other girls were doing it
87. I wanted to be a super hero when I was little.
88. I like listening to wind chimes
89. I'm very disorganized
90. My hair is long and straight
91. I earn a lot
92. I don't like spicy food
93. I keep a diary/journal
94. I can't do cartwheels
95. I am very lazy.
96. I'm sarcastic
97. I think my hair is annoying
98. I'm very sensitive
99. I love being "ab-normal" (Addition.. I am not abnormal.. I am just me)
100. My left eye is violet and my right eye is a light blue.
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BASICS...
Name = Simon
Piercings = none
Tattoos = still thinking
Height = 189cm
Shoe Size = 43/44 (euro size)
Hair Color = Dark Blonde/Brown (in summer it's lighter)
Length = Medium
Eye Color = Baby blue
Siblings = none
LAST...
Movie You Rented = Boondocks Saints
Movie You Bought = Boondocks Saints
Song You Listened To = Hit That - Offspring
Song That Was Stuck In Your Head = Sweet things...
CD You Bought = Result May wary - Limp Bizkit
CD You Listened To = Steal this album - System of a down
Person You've Called = my Friend
Person That's Called You = Same friend
Person You've IMed = Some guy
Person That's IMed You = Same guy
TV Show You've Watched = Santa’s helpers (soap parody)
Person You Were Thinking Of = Vicky
DO...
You Have A BF Or GF = No
You Have A Crush On Someone = Vicky
You Wish You Could Live Somewhere Else = Sometimes
You Think About Suicide = did that, wont do again!
You Believe In Online Dating = No -> Maby
Others Find You Attractive = Sometimes
You Want More Piercings = NOOOO
You Drink = yes, but only occasionally
You Do Drugs = no
You Like Cleaning = Some things
You Like Roller Coasters = H*LL YEAH!
You Write In Cursive or Print = bit of both
You Carry A Donor Card = No-- works at a morgue...
FOR OR AGAINST...
Long Distance Relationships = for
Using Someone = against
Killing People = against
Teenage Smoking = against
Doing Drugs = against
Premarital Sex = For 18+
Driving Drunk = against.
Gay/Lesbian Relationships = for
Pop Music = both
FAVORITE AT THE MOMENT...
Food = Voodoo Chicken at O’Leary’s
Song = Hit That - Offsprings
Thing To Do = Spend time with friends or daydreaming
Thing To Talk About = Friends, family, politic
Sports = Gym
Drinks = Cola or Sãn Sao
Clothes = Jeans n shirt
Movie = Kill Bill pt1
Band/Singer = All the TV reality show guys
Holiday = New Year + Birthday the next day! (01/01)
Cars = Aston Martin
HAVE YOU...
Ever Cried Over A Girl = yes
Ever Been In A Fist Fight = yes
Ever Been Arrested = no (close once )
WHAT...
Shampoo Do You Use = whatever is available
Facial cleanser Do You Use = plain hot water!
Perfume Do You Use = Gucci
Shoes Do You Wear = comfy ecco ones and Timberland/lake
Are You Scared Of = be left alone
NUMBER...
Of feet/inches your closet is wide = 2?
Quantity of space your clothes fill in your closet = huh?
Of Times I Have Been In Love = 3
Of Times I Have Had My Heart Broken = 1
Of Hearts I Have Broken = 0 i think..
Of Continents I Have Lived In = 1
Of Drugs Taken Illegally = 0
Of People I Would Classify As True, Could Trust With My Life Type Friends = 2
Of People I Consider My Enemies = 0
Of Times My Name Has Appeared In The Newspaper = 1-4
Of Scars On My Body = 10+
Of Things In My Past That I Regret = everything but some..
FAVORITE...
Scent = a woman
Word = moon
Nickname = Simpa
Guy Name = Johannes
Girl Name = Hanna
Eye Colour = Green
Flower = orchid
Piercing = Belly Button
Actor = Sean Connor
Actress = Angelina Julie
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE...
Pretty = some
Funny = sometimes
Hot = in the mirror???
Friendly = yes
Amusing = yeah?
Ugly = not that ugly!
Loveable = O'h yes!
Pessimistic = Often, how can i else become happy?
Optimistic = sometimes
Caring = all the time
Sweet = Yes!







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SRI LANKA IS FOR EVERYBODY!
What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire deviant life, that there's something wrong with the story. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
You take the blue pill, the story ends. Your browser closes and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland. And, I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
I offer only the truth, nothing more.
Take: The Red Pill
Take: The Blue Pill
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